Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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