This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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