i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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