Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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