so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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