Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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