How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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