Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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