so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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