I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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