Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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