Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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