why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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