dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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