Sry I called you an 8
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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