I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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