Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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