i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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