Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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