I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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