Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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