in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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