Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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