We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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