The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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