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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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