All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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