My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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