I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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