In the future we'll all be gay
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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