Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've blown a few things in my day
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It's never too late to be topless.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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