He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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