woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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