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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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