They should really pass out barf bags in church
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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