I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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