i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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