If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
