I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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