Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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