It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
