U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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