Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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