So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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