I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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