She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.