I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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