He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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