Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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