When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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