How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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