I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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