my sisters under your porch take her home
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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