he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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