Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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